Affiliate Secretary - if you have any “chartered”
Members on the “Affiliates and Charter Members
list” that was sent out to all Affiliate
Secretary’s in May 2006 that have now renewed
their membership with your organisation please
contact the Charter office to let us know so we
can distribute their practicing certificates as
our administration may still be awaiting contact
from you to say they have “paid their subs”
.
Request
for Information on Adverse Reactions
Ron Law is looking into serious adverse reactions
to the MeNZB (meningococcal B) vaccine that was
introduced in July 2004.
He
is particularly wanting to talk to parents of
children who have suffered or developed conditions
that required hospitalisation and/or developed
conditions such as febrile and epileptic-like
seizures, pneumonia and other serious illness,
thrombocytopenia, Guillain-Barre Syndrome, myalgic
encephalitis (ME), Multiple sclerosis (MS), arthritis,
demyelinating conditions and similar auto-immune
or central nervous system conditions since the
vaccine. Some of these conditions may not have
developed until some months after the vaccine(s)
were administered.
Do
you know of anyone who has had serious health
problems or adverse reactions to the MeNZB vaccine?
If
anyone wishes to discuss such adverse reactions
or ill-health with Ron, please email him on juderon@gmail.com
or phone him on 09 832 4773. He would like to
interview people (possibly on film) - this is
urgent and he needs to have contact with poeple
ASAP.
REMINDER
Practitioner Directory for 2006
As
the response has been so minimal this year, we
have extended the advertising opportunity time
to September 2006 for bookings.
Affiliate
organisations, working on your behalf, I have
negotiated further discounts off the already special
rates with the publishers.
To
the Affiliates who took a 1/2 page colour advert
with the complimentary full page modality profile
last year, you are being offered a full page colour
advert plus the full page modality profile
for the same price as last year, that is $575
For
the Affiliates who did not appear last year, I
have managed to extract a further discount making
it $675 for the full page colour
advert with the complimentary full page modality
profile. This represents a reduction of $320 -
32% off the normal full page rate.
This
is an offer not to be missed! One advert placement
for 12 months exposure - you can't get better
than this. I am ready to be rushed off my feet.
Practitioners,
the opportunity to place your business
card for $88 represents the best deal
of the year and for a further $10 you can have
your name bolded in the modality and alphabetical
listings.
Advantage
Publishing and the Charter are working hard to
support you, please support this 10th Directory
and make it the best one yet.
Email
jenny@advantagepublishing.co.nz
or phone 09 414 5517
mob 021 413 961 or fax 09 414 5503
Don't delay , do it today!
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Have
a Laugh! |
Things you don't want to hear
during surgery!!
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the janitor - we're going to need
a mop.
"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!"
Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's
that?
Hand me that...uh...that...uh.....thingie.
Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this
stuff before?
Damn, there go the lights again...
"You know, there's big money in kidneys.
Heck, the guy's got two of them."
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing
my concentration off.
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?
Don't worry; I think it's sharp enough.
What do you mean "You want a divorce"!
She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out of here!
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